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? Doo-doo-doo, doo, doo, doo-doo

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? Doo-doo-doo, doo, doo, doo-doo. ?

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PANTING

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Faster, I'm going to miss it!

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Five years of box fit for what?!

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Come on!
You may be wondering

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why I'm covered in mud when I should
be playing in my league final.

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AOIFE PANTS
Come on, breathe!

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Pump it! Here's the rewind.

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So I'm just practising my
around-the-waist finger roll layup.

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Almost.

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But life is still - ah! - amazing.

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Why? Eh, I think Jamie's going to
ask me to kiss any second now.

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Hey, Aoife.

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Hey.

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Not right now,
because we're in school, obvs.

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And B, it's final week!

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It's final week!

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And Girls In Sports Week.

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The local council has selected
us as ambassadors.

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Do head ambassadors
get any extra perks?

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No, just extra demand on our time.

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Also, we have training
EVERY day this week.

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Let's swear our commitment.

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Make sure we attend all training.

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No distractions.

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Pinky swear.

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And everyone knows
double pinksies means no backsies.

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Good luck in the final, Jess.

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Jess, you're amazing.

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Er, news flash -
you haven't won anything yet.

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You think you're just going
to walk it?

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Yes, but that's not why
I'm celebrating.

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I'VE been invited to try
out for the county squad.

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County squad? Who cares?

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I mean, if they asked me,
I would never.

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Aoife, they want you to try
out for the county squad.

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Wait, seriously? They want ME?
Well, I'm assuming it's you.

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It says, "Tall girl, bit gangly."

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That is me. Thank you!

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I mean, if this was football,
then I'd say well done,

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but as I have no real interest
in basketball,

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I'll just ask you to unhand me!

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"Selection will take place
all this week.

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"First session is tomorrow,"
during Vipers training.

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I'll chat through with the girls.

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I mean, everybody knows pinky swears
can totally have backsies.

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Clover, clover,
get your lucky clover.

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You're in luck.

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If you buy this clover.

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It smells like soup.

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That's because it's parsley.

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You just lost us a sale.

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What's this, anyway?

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Girls in sport?

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Yep. We've got our VIP breakfast,

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photo shoot
and general glory incoming!

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All ending with our big final
against Jess's Comets.

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Sounds like you'll be needing some
special, lucky parsley clover, then.

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Oh, we're OK for luck.

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I petted a black cat this morning.

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You do that every day.
CHARLOTTE CHUCKLES

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Anyway, I'm insulted
you think we'd fall for

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one of your silly scams.

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Surely you can do better.

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CONOR LAUGHS

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So, this is your schedule
for the week.

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Doesn't look too bad.

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Definitely enough room for a full
week of county trials.

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This is draft seven.

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No room for anything else,
so don't ask.

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I mean, it's not like I was going
to make the trials anyway,

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so no point in going.

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New boots, especially for trials.

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They have talent scouts there too.

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Some girls even get
a scholarship. So?

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Oh, sorry.

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I know this is something
you can only dream about.

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Right, that's it.

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I'm going.

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Great job, everyone.

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Plan - wait until after a successful
session to bring up the news.

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So, I know that tomorrow is, like,

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a super-important
training session and everything.

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Every session this week is.

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That's why I'm skipping debate club.

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I'm missing fashion academy.

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And it's fun with beading week.

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I'm missing taekwondo.

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We were going to learn
the axe kick.

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Wah! Wah!

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O...K.

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What were you going to say, anyway?

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Just that I'll be missing loads
of really important stuff, too.

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New plan - do both, say nothing.

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Does Aoife seem a bit weird to you?

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Always.
I mean, more than usual.

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Aoife is chaos.

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Things are finally going well.
I mean, Jamie, the final.

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What's going on?
Just back me up.

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Maybe it's upset the balance.

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Ooh, like some kind of rift
in the space-time continuum.

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Have you just played with that ball?

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Yeah. It can't be.

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I'd heard the stories, but...

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What's wrong?

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It used to belong to a student
of Midvale.

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His name was Sheldon.

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Sheldon Buttshnickle.

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Sheldon Buttshnickle?

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Never heard of him.

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That's because he disappeared.

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What, up his own Buttshnickle?

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They say he was practising
with that ball on the side

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of a cliff face
and he was never seen again.

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But the ball remained cursed
and bad luck has come upon anyone

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who's played with it since.

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Spooky!

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The game is afoot.

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CAMERA CLICKS

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Countdown to county trials.

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Hands are shaking, but at least
I've got the distraction

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of these fancy pastries.

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Who's that, then?

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The mayor.
Holt's getting an award.

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For what? I am thrilled to be
accepting this award

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for promoting girls in sport.
APPLAUSE

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But, like, seriously?

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Especially from a metro mayor,
that's an actual mayor.

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She has real power.

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As a real mayor,

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I can confirm this.

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Anyway, as you all know,

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I have always been absolutely
devoted to girls' basketball

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and I've encouraged
all the players here,

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a fine example being Aoife... Uh-oh.

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...who, thanks to the careful
nurturing of this school,

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has recently
been selected for... Pastries!

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So, as I was saying,
I've recently been selected

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to dish out these... pastries!

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Here we are.
This one's custardy, Sir.

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And, mayor, may your mayoring
be as glorious

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as this raspberry Danish. Mm!

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So, thanks for the nurturing, everyone.

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She's right.
It's custard. Mm!

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What if it is Sheldon's ball?

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Don't be daft.

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You saw her!

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Maybe there is a rift in
the space-time continuum.

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Maybe this isn't Aoife.

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Maybe it's a dark double.

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I enjoy Einstein's theories as much
as the next person, but really?

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It was probably just a random
basketball from the equipment room.

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We'll never see it again.

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CHARLOTTE SCREAMS

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Give it here!

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Ow!

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That was me good nostril!

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I... I won't make training.

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You see?

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Right, go easy.

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No pressure to be the Boat
or anything.

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Mum, it's the Goat.

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Goat, Boat, whatever.

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Good luck.

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Right, now to get this done
and make it back

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in time for training.

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Er, are you lost or something?

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This is an invite-only trial.

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Just as well I was invited, then.

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You?!

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Oh, Aoife, you are way
out of your league.

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Yeah, whatever. I am...

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...way out of my league.

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Good news -
I did play like the Boat/Goat.

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Bad news - I'm now officially late
for training.

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PHONE RINGS

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Hey, the most wonderful
brother in the world.

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What do you want?

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Where is she?

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Hang on, she's typing.

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Aoife, you all right?

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HIGH-PITCHED GROANING

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Ew. Doesn't sound like it.

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What have you eaten?

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GROANING CONTINUES

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FARTING

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PLOP!

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We'll take cover outside.

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Hope she's better before the final.

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It is Sheldon's ball!

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More like a dodgy kebab.

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She'll be fine.

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How did you get there?
Just slipped past.

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Didn't you see me?

196
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You're sweating.
You sure you're good?

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I have an infrared thermometer.

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I'm fine.

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Let's train.

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We have a final, remember?

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I can't keep doing this.

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I can't keep lying to my team-mates.

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So just avoid them all week.

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Conor, that is absolute... genius!

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You owe me a cream bun,

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and I'm taking back full rights
to the big, comfy chair.

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Aoife, hey!

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00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:03,320
I'm just going to go sit over there.

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00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:07,319
Did she just run away?

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00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:10,159
Normally, I'd say that's
the effect you have.

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She's been doing it to me
all morning.

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If she really is Aoife.

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00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:21,439
Conor, what are the chances Aoife
is stuck in an alternate dimension?

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00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:23,799
Ooh, quite high, I'd say.

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00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:26,439
She's been acting
very strangely.

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We need some parsley clover.

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I do worry that this won't be enough
now that you played

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with Sheldon's ball, though.
What do you mean?

219
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Well, I've read about this
clearing ritual that we can do.

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Mm.

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It may be wise.

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Yes, yes, I will take one.

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There will be an administrative fee.

224
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How much?!

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Get lost.

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It's a big investment.

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Chat about it.

228
00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:02,320
We'll circle round later.

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00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:08,919
I mean, really,

230
00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:11,079
you, at the county trials?

231
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Must be some mistake.

232
00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:14,719
Can you please keep your
voice down?

233
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Ahh, you haven't told
your teamies yet.

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Don't worry.

235
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It'll be our little secret.

236
00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:23,520
I mean, it's not like you'll
be picked, anyway.

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Yes, I will, and I'll perfect my
around-the-waist finger roll layup.

238
00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:31,840
I'll go into the courts first thing
when nobody else is... there.

239
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Extra practice?

240
00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:36,599
Oh, so cute.

241
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You don't stand a chance.

242
00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:40,320
Yeah, well, I disagree with that,
actually, because...

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I'm kind of too tired
for trash talk.

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Yeah, me too.

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PHONE PINGS

246
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Oh, it's my mum.

247
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She always sends me
a motivational quote.

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"If you're not winning,
you're losing."

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How lovely.

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Eek!

251
00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:05,320
She wants me to be the best
at everything.

252
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It's exhausting.

253
00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,999
OK, this may sound nuts,

254
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but what if we help each other out?

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00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,040
Why?

256
00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:26,199
I'll help you fix your free throw

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in exchange for some
finger roll tips.

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Depends.

259
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,599
It's not going to get huggy, is it?

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What?

261
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No way.

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00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:39,960
It's just we're both going for
county, so we could work together?

263
00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:50,359
Tackle me, yeah, yeah.

264
00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:51,519
Shoot.

265
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,000
You got it in!

266
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,239
Flick your fingers at the top.

267
00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:58,599
Bend your knees and push. Come on.

268
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,239
Like this.

269
00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,159
You can just take a sip,
it doesn't matter. OK.

270
00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:04,119
So you know our coach?
And he's just sent us this video

271
00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:06,479
to show us around-the-waist
finger roll.

272
00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:08,360
Brings it up with the same hand.
Yeah.

273
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,999
Give this to Aoife,
she left it on the courts.

274
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,599
Oh, and tell her to watch
that Caitlin Clark vid I sent.

275
00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:18,759
Eh?

276
00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:20,639
Did I hear that right?

277
00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:22,639
Aoife, Jessica, friends?

278
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:24,600
Now do you believe me?

279
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,479
We need to bring out the big guns.

280
00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,479
KEYBOARD CLACKS
PHONE PINGS

281
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:31,519
Cleaning ceremony.

282
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,319
They want it.

283
00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:36,559
"Ordinarily, I wouldn't approve,
but given the circumstances,

284
00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:38,359
"we'll pay whatever it costs."

285
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:39,760
Cha-ching!

286
00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:48,279
So, this week's been all go.

287
00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:49,359
Hardly known where I am,

288
00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:51,720
but I'm pretty sure this is my last
county trial session.

289
00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,239
This has been a great opportunity

290
00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:57,919
and I'd like to thank you
for letting me try it out.

291
00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,799
Eh, that was months ago, remember?

292
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,399
And you got the job!

293
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,119
Or was I at county trials
yesterday?

294
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:04,239
Which makes this...

295
00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:07,919
Yes, the last Vipers training
session before the final!

296
00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,400
Yeah, let's go!

297
00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:14,639
That's it.

298
00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:18,080
If anybody asks, I literally
cannot do anything else.

299
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:23,159
Hey, Aoife, would you like to
go out with me tonight?

300
00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:24,200
Yes!

301
00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,039
I know we've been here before,

302
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:32,440
but this time I think
we should kiss.

303
00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,079
Right.

304
00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:37,280
Just turn out the light.

305
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:47,119
Welcome to our chambers.

306
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,359
What are you wearing?

307
00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:51,439
These are our ceremonial robes.

308
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:54,119
You mean your mums' dressing gowns?

309
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,359
These are sacred garments!

310
00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:57,839
Can we just get this done, please?

311
00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:00,640
CONOR CLEARS THROAT
This way.

312
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,719
We are gathered here today
to appease the ghost

313
00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:11,039
of Sheldon Buttshnickle.

314
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:14,320
If you are here, give us a sign.

315
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,239
SHE GASPS

316
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:23,120
Er, Sheldon, we have an offering
of this pamphlet on cliff safety.

317
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:28,920
And by lighting this
special candle...

318
00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:33,679
...we appease thee,
asking the bad luck curse

319
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:36,399
to be removed for good.

320
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,760
CLATTERING, SCREAMING

321
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,119
It seems like Sheldon's not happy.

322
00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:43,360
What have I done?!

323
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,999
I want my Mummy!

324
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,520
HE LAUGHS
You doughnut!

325
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,040
It wasn't planned.

326
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,559
So, Mum's talking to
the county selector,

327
00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:00,959
making annoying small talk.

328
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,279
It's fine.

329
00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:03,919
I don't care if I make the team
or not.

330
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:05,639
It's the taking part that...

331
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:07,039
You made it!

332
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,079
Yes!

333
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:11,079
You made it! You made it!
You made it! You made it!

334
00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:12,479
I'd better text Jessica.

335
00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:14,519
Ah, about that.

336
00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,799
Best not.

337
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,039
Wait, are you saying Jessica...

338
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,359
Didn't get picked.

339
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:20,839
What? No way!

340
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:22,079
I can't believe it.

341
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,199
It's not like they've chosen
a great squad, anyway.

342
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:27,119
I mean, you still can't even
do a proper finger roll.

343
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,279
Er, yeah, I can. Practically.

344
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,399
I'll unveil it in the final.

345
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,679
You won't be playing at the final.

346
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:34,759
Er, yeah, I will.

347
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,639
The first county training camp
is on at the same time.

348
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,439
What?

349
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:41,119
No, what will I do?

350
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:42,680
Dump the Vipers, of course.

351
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,879
OK, we're sorry.

352
00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,479
It was a joke.

353
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:51,839
It doesn't matter.

354
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,039
We have bad luck anyway.

355
00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:56,839
Look, here's your money.

356
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,759
That's a lucky thing, isn't it?

357
00:16:58,760 --> 00:16:59,959
No.

358
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:01,479
It's tainted.

359
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,079
I'll have it.

360
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,839
Zara, talk to her.

361
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:06,799
What if she's right?

362
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:10,000
Aoife's off and the Comets
are so strong.

363
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,599
Maybe getting to the final
was dumb luck anyway.

364
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,239
Fine. That's it.

365
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,640
What are you doing?

366
00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,120
POP!

367
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,239
There.

368
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,359
The curse hath been broken.

369
00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:38,319
Phew! Great.

370
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:41,759
Now we can focus on the final
and forget about bad luck,

371
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:45,839
which actually has no empirical
evidence to support it.

372
00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:47,760
I suppose you've heard
the bad news, then.

373
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:54,319
You made the county squad!
And you'll miss the final!

374
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:55,439
Jessica.

375
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:56,959
Why didn't you tell us?

376
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,199
Cos she's evil.

377
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,279
What?

378
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:02,399
No, I just didn't think
I'd get picked.

379
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,720
Then why even try out?

380
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:06,999
I can do both.

381
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:11,319
I mean, if we just delay the final
a tiny bit.

382
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,560
What's a tiny bit?

383
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,559
Four hours?

384
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,159
Just forget it, Aoife.

385
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,279
We'll play the final on our own.

386
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:21,679
But...

387
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,160
That went better in my head.

388
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:31,159
So you've been doing both all week?

389
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,239
No wonder you fell asleep
on our date.

390
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:34,439
Sorry.

391
00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:36,039
Hopefully there was no sleep drool.

392
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,999
A bit, but it's fine.

393
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,839
Save your apology for the team.

394
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:41,999
They won't listen.

395
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,039
They will.

396
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,719
They're your best friends.

397
00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,199
They're always
going to have your back

398
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,279
like you have theirs.

399
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,399
Yeah.

400
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,799
You're right.

401
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:50,999
Thanks!

402
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,040
Got to go.

403
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:59,279
Sorry, we have a big final later.

404
00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:00,359
It's players only.

405
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:03,359
I am a player.
Yeah, for the county team.

406
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:04,799
I'm not going to join the squad.

407
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,319
Come again?

408
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:07,519
Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell you.

409
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,319
It's just everything got
a bit crazy

410
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,759
and I just want to play
with my best friends.

411
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:13,799
You're really giving up county?

412
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,679
I've already made my mind up.

413
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:17,920
So, can I be a Viper again?

414
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,560
Vipers, let's huddle.

415
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,360
This isn't tense at all.

416
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:31,319
We want you to play for county. Hm?

417
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:34,559
We think it's a good way to restore
the space-time continuum.

418
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,399
You've worked really hard
for this team

419
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,399
and this is your big chance.

420
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,959
You'd really do that for me?

421
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,599
We'll find a sub from somewhere.

422
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,040
As long as it's not Conor
wearing your old trainers.

423
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:51,479
Enjoy camp.

424
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,640
Don't worry,
I'll look after the Vipers for you.

425
00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:00,560
Does her mum never hug her
or something?

426
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,239
Right. Deep cleansing breath...

427
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:08,159
THEY INHALE DEEPLY

428
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,640
Aligning the chakras. And...

429
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:14,959
Ready? Yeah.

430
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,039
No. Slightly terrified.

431
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,000
I wish the girls were here.

432
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:27,519
NYLA VOICEOVER: Aoife, here's
some lucky parsley clover

433
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:28,839
to help you play well.

434
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:31,079
CHARLOTTE VOICEOVER: And look fierce.

435
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,920
ZARA VOICEOVER: Even if it does make
you smell a bit like soup.

436
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,679
So, a few months back I was like,
"Here I am in Midvale."

437
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,079
It actually looks quite nice.

438
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:43,359
AOIFE VOICEOVER:
Tall, pasty, no mates.

439
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:44,759
But then I met these few girls.

440
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,159
We're not going to beg.
You in or out?

441
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,199
ALL: Please!

442
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,799
AOIFE VOICEOVER: Crazy... Slay!

443
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,879
...geeky... You can't get 110%.

444
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,759
...scary...
Will it involve physical danger

445
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,319
and resisting potential violence?

446
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,399
Might do.

447
00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:00,159
AOIFE VOICEOVER: And they
kind of grew on me.

448
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:02,199
There were a few tight matches...

449
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,079
CHEERING

450
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,119
...Army stuff...

451
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:07,279
LASERS WHIZZ
AOIFE GRUNTS

452
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:08,319
...Shakespeare...

453
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:10,519
Oh, Romeo, Romeo! Yes!

454
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:11,679
...pirates...

455
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:12,719
Pirate!

456
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:14,959
And so that's why
I'm about to do this.

457
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,559
We have to go.

458
00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:18,119
I have a final to play.

459
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,160
Come on!

460
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:31,919
It's all right, girls.

461
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:33,919
I just want you to do your best,

462
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,679
relax and don't worry
about the fact

463
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:39,479
that the whole school's
depending on you.

464
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:40,639
OK?

465
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:41,959
Can you drive any faster?

466
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,080
Relax. We're making good time.

467
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,680
AIR HISSES
What was that?

468
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,400
Uh! We'll never make it.

469
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,039
Just take it and go.

470
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,399
I'll look for the owner.

471
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,080
But how will you get there?

472
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:11,119
Owner's permission? Uh! Check.

473
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:13,400
Now put your foot down, Mum!

474
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,960
INDISTINCT CHATTER

475
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,240
AOIFE AND BRID GRUNT

476
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:24,479
Come on. Breathe!

477
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:27,080
AOIFE BREATHES HEAVILY

478
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:33,519
INDISTINCT CHATTER

479
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:36,680
AOIFE AND BRID GRUNT, PANT

480
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,600
Go, Aoife!

481
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:47,159
BRID GROANS

482
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:49,919
AOIFE PANTS
Stop! Stop the game!

483
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,000
I'm here and I'm ready to play.

484
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,239
We're just warming up.

485
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,559
The game doesn't start
for another five minutes.

486
00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:59,159
Oh.

487
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,519
Did you even check your schedule?

488
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:05,159
GIRLS GIGGLE

489
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:06,920
Ugh. Ew. No. No.

490
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,880
BRID GRUNTS

491
00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:20,360
CHARLOTTE: It's great that
you're back, but it's Comets.

492
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:23,759
We still need luck.

493
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:25,439
Well, I do still have this.

494
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,599
Phew! It's a miracle!

495
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:28,839
I know, and thanks.

496
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:31,399
It was really sweet and all, but...

497
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,199
What are you doing?

498
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,359
We don't need it.

499
00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:36,639
I gave up counting because
I believe in the Vipers

500
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:37,799
and I believe we can win.

501
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:40,119
And not just because of luck
and everything.

502
00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:41,959
We've got here through hard slog,

503
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:45,439
teamwork and brilliant speeches
like the one I'm currently giving.

504
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:48,919
So let's go out there
and do this. Right.

505
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,639
Last time this season?

506
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:52,680
ALL:

507
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:57,279
Cue a slow-mo walk to
dramatic music.

508
00:23:57,280 --> 00:24:00,399
BRASS BLARES
STEADY DRUMS PLAY

509
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:03,439
CHEERING
SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

510
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:07,080
CAMERAS CLICK

511
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,040
AOIFE CHUCKLES QUIETLY

512
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,320
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

513
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:36,759
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

514
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,120
Yes!

515
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,440
MUTED CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

516
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,480
MUTED CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

517
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,200
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CROWD GROANS

518
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,440
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Yeah!

519
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:06,679
Come on.

520
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,080
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

521
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:14,920
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

522
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:24,040
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

523
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:30,080
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

524
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:34,360
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

525
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,760
You're out of time, Aoife.

526
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:46,720
COMETS PLAYER GASPS

527
00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:53,319
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
FINAL BUZZER BLARES

528
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:56,320
RAPTUROUS CHEERING

529
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:01,160
VIPERS SQUEAL EXCITEDLY
RAPTUROUS CHEERING CONTINUES

530
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,399
Go on, the Vipers.

531
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:12,440
Great game.

532
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,719
A real four-leaf clover?

533
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,599
These are nearly impossible to find.

534
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,720
Well, it... It only took seven
hours.

535
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:28,959
We'd also like to formally
apologise - again -

536
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:32,439
for slightly putting
the match at risk.

537
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,239
Yeah. We're glad
Conor's prank...

538
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:35,799
OUR prank.

539
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:39,199
We're glad Conor's take
on OUR prank

540
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,880
didn't cost you the game.

541
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,479
Just found this over there.

542
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,000
Had your names on it.

543
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:50,959
VIPERS GIGGLE

544
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:54,039
CLANGER WHIMPERS, WAILS

545
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:56,160
VIPERS LAUGH

546
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:03,519
CLANGER CONTINUES WAILING

547
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,839
So, nail-biting match? Check.

548
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:09,039
Managed to do an awesome finger roll
right in front of Jessica's face?

549
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:10,439
Check.

550
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:14,919
The Vipers top off an amazing season
and crush Jessica's Comets?

551
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,159
Check.

552
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:17,279
Overbearing mum?

553
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:21,359
Yes, well, it was me who suggested
basketball when she was just ten.

554
00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:22,439
Check.

555
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:25,440
The only thing that can make
my life any better is...

556
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,639
I'll be saving that for later.

557
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,680
Well played. See you outside?

558
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:36,119
Me and Jamie swanning off
into the sunset, chasing...

559
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,719
Aoife!

560
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,479
It's from a talent scout.

561
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,679
READING: "We admire
Aoife's commitment

562
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:46,239
"and we'd like to offer
her a scholarship." To California?

563
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,440
Yes!

564
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,280
? Doo, doo-doo,
doo, doo, doo-doo

565
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,560
? Doo, doo-doo,
doo, doo, doo-doo. ?

566
00:28:08,610 --> 00:28:13,160
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